You think I’m cute? Sounds fake, but okay SCORE 83
Classic Gordon Ramsey. SCORE 56
Few seconds till Happiness. 1955. SCORE 99
I made a birthday cake for my boyfriend but I forgot how old he was turning. SCORE 71
I guess it’s a conference call… SCORE 109
Awwwww, that’s acute! SCORE 50
I’m feelin’ it! SCORE 48
That’s how the ant goes. SCORE 51
Brofish SCORE 75
I am perfectly ok with my choices. SCORE 64
I’d like to order one carnal supreme please. SCORE 33
hell ye… *yawn *sleeps again SCORE 57
My dad looks just like this Magic the Gathering card SCORE 68
"New Yorkers stop to watch the "Seinfeld" finale in Times Square – May 14, 1998" SCORE 79
People tell me and my wife all the time that we are going to die alone because we didn’t have kids. I’m always like! SCORE 58
Coachella SCORE 55
Cool looking danger noodle SCORE 57
Ethiopian opal geode SCORE 58
Do what you love and you’ll never have to work SCORE 56
I bring you: The Light! SCORE 68
This Bird Landed On The Page About Itself… SCORE 69
I am hopeful SCORE 55
Hey gurl SCORE 20
I’m going to be ok. SCORE 54
Sorry baby. SCORE 44
This Book Describes My Entire Life SCORE 54
Tying Shoes Penalty Kick SCORE 55
While you’re at it what’s your social SCORE 73
Penguins have knees inside their bodies. SCORE 64
This kitteh has a better life than me, SCORE 61
Sitting on a napkin, thinking about murder… SCORE 70
Disappointment SCORE 50
