If animals could talk, would we still kill them for food? SCORE 165
Dumbledore can party rock SCORE 18
The dyslexic Jew in me had a heart attack. SCORE 336
Grammar Nazi problems. SCORE 205
Impossible video games. SCORE 151
A cruel trick to play. SCORE 475
This is what I keep telling myself… SCORE 204
Scumbag router! SCORE 193
The morning commute, as a cat. SCORE 182
Sometimes it feels like… SCORE 185
5 things to avoid on your first date. SCORE 159
Defibrillator toaster. SCORE 138
Arrows… SCORE 396
Oreo abuse. SCORE 221
Extreme nausea. SCORE 6
Om nom nom. SCORE 166
Accurate. SCORE 205
Seems legit. SCORE 313
Sassy owl is sassy. SCORE 200
Herp derp. SCORE 125
oh, you don’t like me? SCORE 16
Accurate. SCORE 402
Nap timez. SCORE 121
Andrew Skywalker SCORE 18
Best bridge ever. SCORE 152
Why you should own a dog. SCORE 86
Nope. SCORE 144
The manliest pacifier EVER! SCORE 236
Priorities. SCORE 130
The donkey and the well. SCORE 427
Tough words. SCORE 137
Never give up on your dreams. SCORE 114