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Now+my+feet+are+hot%26%238230%3B
Control+is+an+illusion
Control is an illusion SCORE 23
You%26%238217%3Bre+hired+and+you+can+work+here+as+long+as+you+want.
You’re hired and you can work here as long as you want. SCORE 22
The+unintelligible+grunting+will+continue.
The unintelligible grunting will continue. SCORE 32
Go+for+the+easy+wins+in+the+kitchen+this+year.
Go for the easy wins in the kitchen this year. SCORE 20
Hey+look+it%26%238217%3Bs+totally+relatable+thing.
Hey look it’s totally relatable thing. SCORE 32
Anatomically+correct+animal+toys+for+some+reason.
Anatomically correct animal toys for some reason. SCORE 25
They+pay+me+to+build+decks%26%238230%3B
They pay me to build decks… SCORE 18
911+what%26%238217%3Bs+your+emergency%3F
911 what’s your emergency? SCORE 45
Play+stupid+games%2C+win+stupid+prizes.
Play stupid games, win stupid prizes. SCORE 42
A+Rescue+to+Remember
A Rescue to Remember SCORE 33
Welcome+back%2C+old+friend.
Welcome back, old friend. SCORE 21
So+you%26%238217%3Bre+saying+there%26%238217%3Bs+a+chance%26%238230%3B
So you’re saying there’s a chance… SCORE 15
Italy+did+it+first.
Italy did it first. SCORE 23
3D+newspaper+ads+have+my+attention%26%238230%3B
3D newspaper ads have my attention… SCORE 28
A+guy+who+lives+in+my+block+proudly+owns+a+life-size+Jar+Jar+Binks+statue
A guy who lives in my block proudly owns a life-size Jar Jar Binks statue SCORE 18
%2ADick+has+entered+the+chat%2A
*Dick has entered the chat* SCORE 29
This+solar-powered+garbage+collector+cleaning+Baltimore%26%238217%3Bs+inner+harbor.
This solar-powered garbage collector cleaning Baltimore’s inner harbor. SCORE 36
Adventure+Time%2C+essentially.
Adventure Time, essentially. SCORE 23
wing+too+big
wing too big SCORE 8
He+has+beautiful+legs+but+I+would+never+say+that+to+his+face.
He has beautiful legs but I would never say that to his face. SCORE 26
Them+on+to+us
Them on to us SCORE 27
Dinosaur+footprints+in+France
Dinosaur footprints in France SCORE 28
I+would+like+to+believe.
I would like to believe. SCORE 28
Florida+Cat
Florida Cat SCORE 29
Spy+Panda
Spy Panda SCORE 26
Checkers+was+just+along+for+the+ride.
Checkers was just along for the ride. SCORE 36
Nope%21+Thanks+for+tuning+in%21
Nope! Thanks for tuning in! SCORE 33
The+staring+contest+did+not+go+well.
The staring contest did not go well. SCORE 26
Support+from+a+distance+%E2%99%A1
Support from a distance ♡ SCORE 36
Pennies+through+the+ages.
Pennies through the ages. SCORE 16
Confined%2C+Me%2C+Digital%2C+2020
Confined, Me, Digital, 2020 SCORE 27
Blastoise+cosplay.
Blastoise cosplay. SCORE 22
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