The eye of the tiger SCORE 113
In the event of an apocalypse… SCORE 96
"Deciding not to have kids is selfish!" SCORE 132
Decisions were easier in the 90s SCORE 104
A School Lesson which I can never forget SCORE 121
Not even once SCORE 58
Sometime in the early 1900s SCORE 71
Star Vars SCORE 55
Just let me go SCORE 49
He’s a meth lab SCORE 56
Responding to compliments like… SCORE 92
Can you describe the snake that bit you? SCORE 105
Whoever did this is a genius SCORE 110
The truth hurts SCORE 40
Tips for aspiring Jedi SCORE 102
Biologists vs. physicist vs. geologist SCORE 126
They’re, their, and there SCORE 173
When you cancel your uber SCORE 59
Why I don’t cook much SCORE 200
I have a boyfriend SCORE 101
Ooops? SCORE 118
Why I don’t like the revolving gates at the subway station SCORE 46
What’s my purpose? SCORE 104
Be careful who you call ugly in middle school SCORE 89
Do You Ever Get A Weird Crush On Someone… SCORE 116
This is adorable SCORE 135
Sometimes you got to fail to succeed. SCORE 160
This was a question on my physics test SCORE 138
When my dentist asks when I last flossed SCORE 111
What do you do for fun? SCORE 101
That moment of realization… SCORE 103
The perils of being a cake decorator SCORE 93
