The world’s smallest dog. SCORE 55
Sharing a tiny bed in college with my girlfriend. SCORE 104
Oh stop it, you… SCORE 62
Highly suspicious. SCORE 190
Suicide is not the answer. SCORE 225
A hamster in a hard hat, that is all. SCORE 92
How I feel about senior discounts. SCORE 90
Leprechauns are smart. SCORE 158
Perks of being an English major SCORE 178
My favorite activity. SCORE 151
As a straight man, I feel relieved. SCORE 126
From the hippos’ perspective. SCORE 235
Take more pictures… SCORE 91
Yeah, right. SCORE 148
Behind the scenes of Harry Potter. SCORE 460
Truth and lies. SCORE 142
Stalker world problems. SCORE 258
Like a boss. SCORE 288
GET ME OUT OF HERE!!!! SCORE -5
How normal people flirt vs. How I flirt. SCORE 238
Surface tension is awesome. SCORE 155
Getting older. SCORE 142
Om nom… Wait… SCORE 60
I’m not a procrastinator… SCORE 101
Julie and the deathly surgeon. SCORE 79
Women are crazy, men are stupid. SCORE 180
Cats are jerks. SCORE 127
Logic. SCORE 188
When I hear a mosquito in my room. SCORE 110
Worse than the friendzone. SCORE 123
Like a boss. SCORE 222
Substitute teachers. SCORE 209
