friday is perfect actually SCORE 27
onward, steed! SCORE 14
i like you better with your legs still attached SCORE 10
a cat wrote this SCORE 8
it’s spicy, you wouldn’t like it SCORE 17
because it did break on its own SCORE 16
stuck in the middle with you SCORE 16
is this satire? SCORE 15
you see, the day i was born SCORE 10
don’t insult al capone SCORE 29
turtle magic ritual SCORE 15
it’s perfect SCORE 22
excuse me, this is America SCORE 13
you saw nothing! SCORE 17
cramps SCORE 10
be kind, peanut butt SCORE 16
supersize it SCORE -4
what is this, pants? SCORE 23
accidental beauty SCORE 32
what did you think was going to be in there? sugar? SCORE 15
i like bananas SCORE 10
mooooo SCORE 15
must. hold. it. together SCORE 13
exactly how i ordered it SCORE 19
a totally normal seat SCORE 13
a very small dog SCORE 15
you are charcuterie SCORE 11
memorable first customer SCORE 17
we dare you SCORE 11
slap them SCORE 13
everything beagle SCORE 1
always right or pleasantly surprised SCORE 23
