Maybe he’s Bourne with it. SCORE 15
No it’s Biden… SCORE 23
*American flag emoji* SCORE 27
Emotional support kitty. SCORE 21
Ah yes. Starch coils. SCORE 26
WWJD SCORE 33
A receipt confirming the transaction of four thousand gallons of sesame seeds (more in the comments) SCORE 20
Cat maths SCORE 28
Shuuuuunnnnnnn SCORE 27
Schrödinger’s gato SCORE 25
The lack of self awareness… SCORE 28
More like $60 SCORE 31
Eggs with chocolate powder are an eggcellent choice. SCORE 26
At least you’re in the right place… SCORE 32
M O I S T U R I Z E M E SCORE 27
Oh so you’re just gonna kill our mom and leave? – Angry Deer, probably. SCORE 21
All jokes aside… SCORE 27
Vending machine in Japan designed to blend in with its surroundings. SCORE 28
One bite and you’ll be hooked… SCORE 28
All dogs go to heaven… SCORE 21
Thanks, ma. SCORE 29
It’s her favorite movie… SCORE 22
Beware the camel chip cookies… SCORE 8
Took kids parasailing and they played dead. SCORE 21
I can’t believe we’ve done this… SCORE 22
I am not prepared for the reality. SCORE 27
Your case is curry. SCORE 19
That is quite the analogy, bud. SCORE 22
Gets spooky anyway… SCORE 25
The fossil of a Kronosaurus SCORE 23
You could just tell there was something about that one… SCORE 29
Jimbo to the rescue. SCORE 27