friday is perfect for delivery SCORE 21
it’s okay as long as no one saw SCORE 16
it has never been proven dinosaurs had administrative skills SCORE 12
my kids thought this was a robot SCORE 15
muggle born SCORE 14
how you feel after returning your shopping cart to the corral SCORE 10
help, i woke up SCORE 32
the council has convened. SCORE 15
bad guys don’t get noses SCORE 7
rat snitch brian the good time ruiner strikes again SCORE 31
shoutout to that one person that listens SCORE 45
everything is what you deserve and is also a type of bagel SCORE 19
clumsy summoning circle SCORE 26
space facts on your back SCORE 37
1882 us patent for a mousetrap SCORE 19
nature is healing SCORE 29
Oh no, what have my ducks done now? SCORE 12
you can die but your cat will always find a way to ask you for food at 3am SCORE 10
turtles over tummy toning SCORE 33
time travel tweet that aged well SCORE 39
texagons SCORE 23
directions mean nothing to an amazon delivery person SCORE 12
my coffee is confused about how it feels this morning SCORE 4
if you’re not planning your next meal ahead of time, what are you even doing with your life? SCORE 10
if only they had slammed on the… oh nevermind SCORE 18
the names boops. boops boops SCORE 17
the most important part of being a dad SCORE 19
i just need 8-12 hours of alone time in the morning SCORE 27
the look of being bamboozled SCORE 24
no SCORE 23
a true work of art SCORE 13
i am your coffee maker SCORE 13