If only mosquitoes sucked fat instead of blood. SCORE 228
High Five? SCORE 123
Life lessons from How I Met Your Mother. SCORE 113
Why students don’t have time to study. SCORE 262
Whenever I go to a restaurant. SCORE 108
Accurate. SCORE -1
Throne of Games. SCORE 152
Go home, sign. You’re drunk. SCORE 164
The science of dogs. SCORE 154
How to play the Happy Birthday song on your phone. SCORE 440
Rawr! SCORE 288
I hate tacos! SCORE 165
Answering like a presidential candidate. SCORE 453
You are the Universe. SCORE 222
Scumbag brain. SCORE 111
Every time. SCORE 148
Ain’t nobody got time for that. SCORE 134
It’s a clock. SCORE 242
Help stop the spread of AIDS and HIV. SCORE -72
How pizza got its name. SCORE 129
Trolling a birthday. SCORE 273
Mind. Blown. SCORE 160
You’re doing it right. SCORE 142
My chemistry homework suddenly got easier. SCORE 245
Always plan ahead. SCORE 182
Why I have so many contacts in my phone. SCORE 106
Kids these days. SCORE 82
How to draw Emma Watson. SCORE 197
Bruce Lee in milk. SCORE 98
Take us to your leader! SCORE 129
The sounds of Jurassic Park. SCORE 24
Teddy Bear, the porcupine, doesn’t like to share… SCORE 41