
work is gonna be wild the rest of the day SCORE 25

calculated risk taker SCORE 32

she does have that look in her eyes. lol SCORE 28

i wish i was a rooster SCORE 48

same story at age 35, too SCORE 39

Vampires need emotional support, too SCORE 30

as you should feel SCORE 41

real life based on a jim carrey movie SCORE 23

ur not gonna believe this SCORE 47

luckily he tested negative SCORE 11

we failed to find waldo in time SCORE 31

they’re my fruit snacks. mine! SCORE 19

he loved his work SCORE 31

where did the bananas go! SCORE 35

maths isn’t fun anymore SCORE 42

neow SCORE 31

literally any fact SCORE 52

we’re living in a movie SCORE 38

my daily workout SCORE 24

saturday mornings are rough SCORE 12

good luck surviving the night, gentlemen! SCORE 28

just try to laugh at her jokes SCORE 28

*adds mouse to amazon cart* SCORE 43

food art SCORE 52

chocolate syrup isn’t a healthy lunch? SCORE 28

good night’s sleep ruined SCORE 35

taco bell is a dangerous foe SCORE 61

that’s a lot of laundry money! SCORE 39

both make compelling arguments SCORE 22

i say these and i’m not a dad. or am i? SCORE 21

they all deserve the cabbage SCORE 39

embrace the mistake SCORE 31