Watching my parents use a computer. SCORE 204
I can’t wait for the holidays… to be over. SCORE 64
Don’t let yesterday use up too much of today. SCORE 114
Ten-foot poles. SCORE 112
How women choose shampoo vs. How men choose shampoo. SCORE 134
Gimme all yer money! I’m made of fire! SCORE 226
I’m sure I saw a mouse up here somewhere… SCORE 10
The Dark Knight surprises. SCORE 122
Accurate. SCORE 257
Finally. SCORE 344
Chocolate doesn’t ask silly questions. SCORE 138
Sometimes on the way to a dream… SCORE 136
How I punish my bike when it’s been bad. SCORE 101
What patience looks like. SCORE 218
The most unfortunate inventor. SCORE 134
Says Kanye… SCORE -88
Bad time to be an unstable 13 year old or a weird mom. SCORE 257
Harry Potters IPhone SCORE 10
Punctuation matters SCORE 12
The gun lamp. SCORE 54
Yes, get pizza. SCORE 162
Oops… out of sexy… SCORE 212
Unless it’s piss. SCORE 145
Hairdos for every day. SCORE 160
Cat crazy. SCORE 99
An American soldier and a kangaroo in 1942. SCORE 190
Why I like pie charts. SCORE 96
Guys listen… SCORE 170
Your argument is invalid. SCORE 194
World’s best analrapist mug. SCORE 55
British gingers vs. American Gingers. SCORE 223
How I learned to mind my own business SCORE 20
