The girl in our math problems. SCORE 546
One big gelatinous ooze. SCORE 402
Accurate. SCORE 146
Splash Mountain, you’re doing it right. SCORE 20
The baobab trees, Madagascar. SCORE 20
Your cat hates you. SCORE 148
Trollololo! SCORE 151
I’m a multi-tasking procrastinator. SCORE 188
Goats are jerks. SCORE 114
Going home for vacation SCORE 14
A very nice way to say thank you for the graduation gift SCORE 148
George R.R. Martin vs. J. K. Rowling. SCORE 22
Same thing… SCORE 21
Burn!!! SCORE 3
Unlikely lines from a cosmetics commercial. SCORE 455
The power of barking SCORE 18
2pactopus SCORE 113
When you have a snake as a roommate. SCORE 207
Lady Liberty while she was still being created. SCORE 12
Clive wasn’t a smart man. SCORE 239
Never trust a toddler. SCORE 82
Cats are jerks. SCORE 157
I can’t hear you. SCORE 23
Why I don’t look out the window at night SCORE 192
Light vs. darkness. SCORE 254
The Twortle SCORE 141
You just can’t trust an Oompa Loompa. SCORE 186
Found my shirt. SCORE 117
Literally all I ever see on Facebook SCORE 16
Scumbag NSA. SCORE 395
Best Friend Cats. SCORE 130
Howling lessons SCORE 9
