My older brother SCORE 62
identical twins cribs SCORE 110
Maybe try texting them again SCORE 106
new girlfriend? SCORE 77
Dentist has this hanging in waiting room. SCORE 116
Cats do make sense. SCORE 121
Lethal doses of heroin and fentanyl side by side SCORE 73
Seems Off…. SCORE 155
A new kind of (brutally) nice guy SCORE 138
Reporting for zips SCORE 132
One step closer to taking over the world SCORE 87
Life doesn’t make sense anymore SCORE 150
Teacher has been holding free lessons for slum children under a bridge in India SCORE 136
Yo mama jokes SCORE 162
I shall ease your suffering SCORE 161
And here we go. SCORE 64
Oh dear SCORE 109
GIMME SCORE 116
Finish him SCORE 91
Mondays… SCORE 105
…. I gotta go SCORE 82
We should’ve at least been allowed to choose our destination SCORE 68
Alright, that’s enough now SCORE 99
Japanese Bus Drivers on Strike SCORE 214
She’ll be playing Nana in my daughter’s ballet production of Peter Pan. Today was her costume fitting. SCORE 138
Did I choose the wrong occupation? SCORE 111
What are they saying about you? SCORE 130
Something we can all get behind SCORE 116
Me in the Gym SCORE 90
Is there anything your hero is frightened of? SCORE 82
This was taped to the door of the hotel room next to mine. Good luck, John. SCORE 55
I don’t trust you if you don’t relate SCORE 117
