Every time I open a card from my grandma. SCORE 85
When you put a Starbucks next to a basketball court. SCORE -7
Edinburgh, Scotland SCORE 135
quiet fives SCORE -3
How my wife waits for homemade cookies. SCORE 151
3D Printed Sugar Cubes SCORE 168
government logic SCORE 11
Nope Nope Nope SCORE 17
Wal-Mart cake SCORE 170
Thriller. SCORE 137
hover orcas SCORE 11
What torture. SCORE 190
The Princess Bride was the original Game of Thrones. SCORE 146
Motorbike Crossing a Swimming Pool SCORE 16
Visiting friends who don’t have kids. SCORE 11
Putin might actually be a Bond villain. SCORE 161
I’m feeling lucky! SCORE 18
This is my song! SCORE 90
Doing dips. SCORE 132
invisible basketballs SCORE 15
No officer… SCORE 146
12 Ways to Tie Your Shoe Laces SCORE 141
My sister’s creepy two-legged cat. SCORE 12
clap your Hans SCORE 14
I Point and Laugh at Archaeologist SCORE 202
That’s a valid point SCORE 252
Teeth so white they can’t dance. SCORE 129
Are you Misha Collins? SCORE 340
My flat has a mouse… SCORE 181
Shooting Stars SCORE 14
Go ahead. Try to pet my belly. SCORE 8
The old switcharoo. SCORE 18
