
Evolution was devastating… SCORE 52

The ol’ switcherooo SCORE 64

Whiny man-babies run the government. SCORE 117

Good updates should not happen. SCORE 29

A book ravaged by termites SCORE 56

Wait just a friggan minute… SCORE 48

Sea Demons from the deep SCORE 74

These desks have the ability to amplify farts to 110db SCORE 48

There is no god. SCORE 33

I would watch the live action movie… SCORE 66

This is not the fortune you are looking for… SCORE 47

My gastroenterologists idea of humor SCORE 40

Mother may I? SCORE 95

sounds like a 401k to me… SCORE 64

CVS to the rescue! SCORE 83

Wuv. Tru wuv. SCORE 86

We have rules in this place… SCORE 107

Never trust asparagus. SCORE 76

Hot single crusaders in your area. SCORE 49

Galileo Galilei’s finger in a jar SCORE 28

Welp, see ya later… SCORE 68

The femur of an Argentinosaurus, the largest known land animal to have ever lived. SCORE 61

Live mews at seven. SCORE 64

It’s good words. SCORE 97

E-y-e-c-u-p SCORE 76

There are other options out there… SCORE 57

The power of networking. SCORE 82

Dad of the year award recipient SCORE 91

I get to live in a house with a wife… SCORE 90

You weren’t supposed to be here. SCORE 63

*beaver intensity intensifies* SCORE 63

Grandad Ozzy being silly. SCORE 64