what’s on the other side? SCORE 14
surprised sea squirts SCORE 20
there is no middle ground SCORE 16
800 year old swamp witch SCORE 27
this is why mermaids exist SCORE 28
leaving applebees the way god intended SCORE 11
life as a mushroom SCORE 10
failing at therapy SCORE 19
birthday cod SCORE 28
clever girls SCORE 12
tomorrow at 2 SCORE 19
wake up exhausted SCORE 26
touch the cactus SCORE 29
cargo shorts are cool SCORE 30
no more cupcakes SCORE 25
already did the stupid thing SCORE 29
just a fluffy cow SCORE 28
ready to flamingle SCORE 20
and then they get too nervous SCORE 20
friend of jason, husband of brandy SCORE 37
a goose walks into a bar SCORE 14
plastic vampire fangs SCORE 15
third red light in a row SCORE 18
orson welles for peeps SCORE 13
if an alien came to visit SCORE 11
downward spiral SCORE 22
so hungry i could eat a horse SCORE 33
staring at a menu SCORE 17
he needs his giraffe toy SCORE 29
i have a book SCORE 31
shakespearean love languages SCORE 23
i love you in german SCORE 19
