i missed the meeting SCORE 22
he chose avocado over home ownership SCORE 42
oh sweet release SCORE 50
i’m a real smart ass SCORE 34
he’s thinking about the squirrel that got away SCORE 37
the shape of soup SCORE 44
they’re gonna get married SCORE 8
i’ve named them. they are my friends SCORE 37
cozy SCORE 36
thanks for nothing mom and dad! SCORE 60
the ultimate five-year plan SCORE 32
the words just never come out right SCORE 38
shit shit shit shit shit shit shit SCORE 36
newman is definitely getting fired this time SCORE 27
how is the eagle? SCORE 40
thats a gangster move right there SCORE 17
she’s living the dream SCORE 44
i knew dragons were real! SCORE 54
vampire didn’t want to be undead anymore SCORE 45
the original American badass SCORE 88
come to daddy! SCORE 30
i feel seen SCORE 31
rude diet SCORE 36
he’s got a family to feed SCORE 43
yeah, no, that’s not mittens SCORE 41
place your bets! SCORE 48
which do you choose? SCORE 23
i can’t see my toes SCORE 27
it shouldn’t even be a word that exists SCORE 45
everything is south america now SCORE 46
not my vacuum cleaner SCORE 21
This is how I know i’m getting old SCORE 36
