one day they’ll understand SCORE 32
don’t act like this isn’t true SCORE 28
oof SCORE 21
throw the damn ball SCORE 26
delete my number SCORE 28
hopefully the job came with complimentary tissues SCORE 39
i also laughed SCORE 56
i don’t know why i’m laughing, but i am SCORE 13
they tried to warn us SCORE 19
don’t do it, phil! SCORE 16
it’s always a good idea to have PETA blocked regardless SCORE 42
you don’t microwave a salad SCORE 25
i agree with Ryan Reynolds SCORE 46
the wisdom of picard SCORE 58
irony man SCORE 45
this is how we all use the internet SCORE 29
heavy metal tree SCORE 45
skill isn’t the problem, folks SCORE 62
must pet the pet SCORE 37
thanks for sharing, janet SCORE 24
never give up SCORE 88
what’s the point? SCORE 41
i can never find the words SCORE 45
clever girl SCORE 40
we went on an adventure SCORE 47
hold it in SCORE 35
i wonder why SCORE 39
looks like ham SCORE 30
it’s cursed for sure SCORE 50
he did it because he could SCORE 37
waka waka waka SCORE 26
they say bad handwriting is a sign of intelligence SCORE 36
