
Why Aren’t We Funding This Right Now? SCORE 11

When you blatantly lie on your resume SCORE 115

The Horrors Weren’t Common Knowledge Yet SCORE 130

Milk SCORE 143

Getting these for my house SCORE 9

A Giraffe’s Coffee SCORE -3

How You Know Your Cat Is Fat SCORE 92

Yes, Yes It Does SCORE 156

Dogs Are Welcome SCORE 5

HOW TO PROPERLY PLAY WITH HUMAN SCORE -1

You’re not you when you’re hungry SCORE -25

Goddammit Ikea SCORE 5

Running Electricity Through a Pencil SCORE 24

WUT SCORE 78

that’s it, I’m voting for Bernie. SCORE 12

Time to durr my hurr SCORE 11

Cupcakes are healthy. You’re welcome. SCORE 6

Oh god, I can still hear their screams! SCORE 4

Americans And Their Distances SCORE 168

Accurate. SCORE 13

Logic, is that you? SCORE 14

Hillary’s reaction to all the accusations of lying SCORE 6

Every Day Is Leg Day SCORE 4

When School Gets Hard, Just Remember SCORE 15

Oh, Michigan. SCORE 101

If I Had A Dollar For Every Time… SCORE -3

Someone tore into this box SCORE 8

Political Pun SCORE 165

Wikipedian Protestor SCORE 13

Sunset from the middle of the ocean SCORE 6

Oh Ted… SCORE 112

Exiting Public Bathrooms SCORE 32