Why Aren’t We Funding This Right Now? SCORE 11
When you blatantly lie on your resume SCORE 115
The Horrors Weren’t Common Knowledge Yet SCORE 130
Milk SCORE 143
Getting these for my house SCORE 9
A Giraffe’s Coffee SCORE -3
How You Know Your Cat Is Fat SCORE 92
Yes, Yes It Does SCORE 156
Dogs Are Welcome SCORE 5
HOW TO PROPERLY PLAY WITH HUMAN SCORE -1
You’re not you when you’re hungry SCORE -25
Goddammit Ikea SCORE 5
Running Electricity Through a Pencil SCORE 24
WUT SCORE 78
that’s it, I’m voting for Bernie. SCORE 12
Time to durr my hurr SCORE 11
Cupcakes are healthy. You’re welcome. SCORE 6
Oh god, I can still hear their screams! SCORE 4
Americans And Their Distances SCORE 168
Accurate. SCORE 13
Logic, is that you? SCORE 14
Hillary’s reaction to all the accusations of lying SCORE 6
Every Day Is Leg Day SCORE 4
When School Gets Hard, Just Remember SCORE 15
Oh, Michigan. SCORE 101
If I Had A Dollar For Every Time… SCORE -3
Someone tore into this box SCORE 8
Political Pun SCORE 165
Wikipedian Protestor SCORE 13
Sunset from the middle of the ocean SCORE 6
Oh Ted… SCORE 112
Exiting Public Bathrooms SCORE 32
