Look alive, Julie. SCORE 20
Love is odd. SCORE 42
Barista good. SCORE 60
*easily amused* SCORE 46
Father son goals. SCORE 36
The ultimate insult SCORE 39
Oh the things we’ve seen. SCORE 37
This does make me happy… SCORE 40
The fridge was running… SCORE 25
Twitter rarely disappoints. SCORE 31
Baby Bruce Lee SCORE 28
Summon the marmot… SCORE 28
r e l e v a n t SCORE 36
That’s one way to look at it SCORE 38
The barking was incessant… SCORE 32
What a time to be alive, honestly. SCORE 34
Rent, basically. SCORE 43
Thanks, Chad Ghost SCORE 46
Human v2.3 SCORE 22
He dance the dance of our people. SCORE 25
Winter is coming… SCORE 39
City’s full. SCORE 20
*uses Prime daily* SCORE 23
This is why I game. SCORE 38
Perspective is everything. SCORE 36
I could bathe here… SCORE 27
We’re narrowing it down SCORE 36
What are taxes, tho? SCORE 37
It meeeaaaaans no worries. SCORE 21
Researved parking for the Kardashian family? SCORE 21
Knowing what time it is, is overrated… SCORE 14
Sailor Moon Origin Story SCORE 37
