When your publisher is only in it for the money. SCORE 28
He promised he doesn’t see color anymore… SCORE 25
Recycle, reduce, reuse. SCORE 18
Bat-mow-down! SCORE 21
Cursed strumming. SCORE 15
Simpsons did it first? SCORE 24
Switch it up today. SCORE 23
Orbital computing. SCORE 35
Tito’s won’t save you now! SCORE 29
Step out the car please, ma’am. SCORE 18
You got it, dude… SCORE 20
I was glued to the story… SCORE 20
this is my life meow… SCORE 28
Science is cruel. SCORE 28
COMING IN HOT! SCORE 18
Love you, Dwigt. SCORE 32
I would go to this light show… SCORE 36
You stop that right now. SCORE 20
It’s enough to make a grown man cry SCORE 31
*plays twilight zone music* SCORE 29
I could use a demon or two… SCORE 31
The Dracula Parrot vants to suck your blooood. SCORE 22
Biden is the Obama we’ve all been waiting for! SCORE 21
Smashing time travel! SCORE 20
We’ll take the lot! SCORE 27
Taxes and what not. SCORE 24
Looks like just anyone can get on the Twitter… SCORE 21
Broiled doggo? SCORE 23
My dad brought be in to this world, too. SCORE 27
That’s enough chocolate to raise somebody from the grave… SCORE 18
It’s the fresh start I didn’t know I needed. SCORE 25
Do better. Keep it to tiurse SCORE 33
