Profound. Thank you Japan. SCORE 2177
Marathon. SCORE 2146
How can you talk if you haven’t got a brain? SCORE 2044
When people ask me “Plz” because it’s shorter. SCORE 1764
It’s ok to be gay… SCORE 1751
I’m wearing a jacket because… SCORE 1716
*excretes comfort* SCORE 37
Career at Royal Mail, anyone? SCORE 24
The Scottish cat war of 1911 SCORE 23
Feeding the cat. SCORE 21
Hell yeah, Kirt. SCORE 25
What the hell Todd? SCORE 27