Profound. Thank you Japan. SCORE 2178
Marathon. SCORE 2146
How can you talk if you haven’t got a brain? SCORE 2044
When people ask me “Plz” because it’s shorter. SCORE 1763
It’s ok to be gay… SCORE 1752
I’m wearing a jacket because… SCORE 1717
That’s just how the chocolate starfish crumbles… SCORE 29
Vintage birth control was highly effective. SCORE 24
Wakey wakey eggs and bacon. SCORE 21
I’ll allow it. SCORE 22
Is she wrong, though? SCORE 30
I could ride this moose in to battle. SCORE 29
