
Marathon. SCORE 2163

Profound. Thank you Japan. SCORE 2135

How can you talk if you haven’t got a brain? SCORE 2055

When people ask me “Plz” because it’s shorter. SCORE 1761

It’s ok to be gay… SCORE 1746

I’m wearing a jacket because… SCORE 1711

Good luck breeding those lions! SCORE 28

the ring came off my pudding can!!! SCORE 16

it has never been proven dinosaurs had administrative skills SCORE 11

it’s okay as long as no one saw SCORE 14

you can die but your cat will always find a way to ask you for food at 3am SCORE 10

bad guys don’t get noses SCORE 7