Profound. Thank you Japan. SCORE 2177
Marathon. SCORE 2146
How can you talk if you haven’t got a brain? SCORE 2044
When people ask me “Plz” because it’s shorter. SCORE 1764
It’s ok to be gay… SCORE 1751
I’m wearing a jacket because… SCORE 1716
The udder pitcher. SCORE 118
what?! SCORE 10
Newton’s third law of emotion. SCORE -53
My binders full of women exploded! SCORE 115
What dog heaven looks like. SCORE 101
Why I can’t eat eggs. SCORE 213