Profound. Thank you Japan. SCORE 2178
Marathon. SCORE 2146
How can you talk if you haven’t got a brain? SCORE 2044
When people ask me “Plz” because it’s shorter. SCORE 1762
It’s ok to be gay… SCORE 1753
I’m wearing a jacket because… SCORE 1717
Friendzoned SCORE 4
Coincidentally, this tweet is exactly 140 characters. SCORE 6
Happy Father’s Day SCORE 95
Wasn't looking at you SCORE 7
My Bucket List SCORE 8
the woodpecker log SCORE 22