I need this. SCORE 137
I know a few people who need this book. SCORE 149
Blowing bubbles SCORE 146
Seems fair. SCORE 15
Dogs in blankets. SCORE 80
We can even. SCORE 89
Nokia SCORE 145
Violet eyes exist. SCORE 163
Alcohol’s biggest effect. SCORE 12
My spirit animal. SCORE 4
Oh my god please no SCORE 10
A dad joke gone wrong. SCORE 183
Adulthood. SCORE 136
I should start using makeup. SCORE 13
Why would you even? SCORE -17
Words to live by. SCORE 13
Fighting the good fight. SCORE 213
My first love. SCORE 12
Half a Lorde long… SCORE 134
Bae caught me slippin’. SCORE 10
The ultimate friendzone. SCORE 132
I am Joey. SCORE 109
Got thanksgiving dinner already planned. SCORE 129
It pays to be precise SCORE 13
Perfect aim SCORE 12
My new spirit animal. SCORE 17
Hunger kills SCORE 186
An atom is 99.999999999% empty space. SCORE 15
Find the Brit. SCORE 9
Buffalo Humor SCORE 158
Movie Logic SCORE 141
If you’re reading this… SCORE 8