
Important Chipotle Hack SCORE 61

Coffee isn’t strong enough SCORE 40

It’s for your own good SCORE 25

She doesn’t need to watch the movies, she’s going to live them SCORE 53

Good boi summer SCORE 75

50 percent of ant marriages end in divorce SCORE 46

This is why I keep my freezer full of ice cream. For the burns. SCORE 38

The obvious answer is always the right answer SCORE 47

Just keep swimming SCORE 37

Same… SCORE 53

Corbyn Dallas Multi-Pass SCORE 37

What about Linux? SCORE 44

Happy little trees SCORE 49

Would you prefer the CliffsNotes? SCORE 36

You can skip the next one… hundred SCORE 38

I cried then fell asleep SCORE 42

Gotta work to eat SCORE 75

I swear it was the elephants for real this time SCORE 32

The obvious answer SCORE 26

Problem solved SCORE 34

Eyes don’t lie SCORE 35

What a cat-astrophe SCORE 24

It’s my super power SCORE 43

Let’s just be friends SCORE 23

easy money SCORE 29

The one with the boom stick! SCORE 36

Stress relief SCORE 44

While I have your attention, let me ask you a question SCORE 6

Life is a balancing act SCORE 53

Every sneeze after 25 could send you to the hospital SCORE 34

Seagulls can’t read. And don’t care SCORE 30

Plot twist! SCORE 41