No burn ointment for you then SCORE 100
Her wireless hamster isn’t working SCORE 77
Costco believes recycling is trash SCORE 53
Met one of those guys from the math problems tonight. SCORE 62
Landlord Did Mention A Small Infestation SCORE 71
Don’t talk around your phone or else you’ll insta-ntly get an ad SCORE 71
Protesting homophobia SCORE 76
Overpopulation SCORE 91
Sweatpants are life. SCORE 65
Cross my palm with silver and I will tell you your future. SCORE 66
Riddle me this SCORE 80
No thanks to you, Dumbledore SCORE 49
This ridiculous cactus SCORE 66
Battle of the Bugs SCORE 44
Bear Jui Jitsu SCORE 51
Aw, such innocence… SCORE 83
Why is he staring at me? SCORE 69
Lap Pool SCORE 69
He loves me? He loves me not. SCORE 61
Tattoos are a chore. SCORE 94
Chromatic Typewriter SCORE 89
So distraught SCORE 77
Found this at a garage sale SCORE 57
Ice cave in Iceland during sunset SCORE 89
Who would have guessed? SCORE 70
Guy catches flying bird SCORE 62
This is why you don’t park in the striped area in a handicap zone. SCORE 85
John Lennon was a savage SCORE 91
I think Elon is a believer… SCORE 60
Rain, seen from a plane SCORE 88
Lake Hillier, Australia SCORE 56
Someone is having a day… SCORE 69
