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When+your+crush+texts+you.
Too+many+flavours+to+choose+from%26%238230%3B
Too many flavours to choose from… SCORE 26
Make+your+choices%26%238230%3B
Make your choices… SCORE 28
eat+your+asbestos
eat your asbestos SCORE 30
thanks+maa%21
thanks maa! SCORE 26
Let+them+believe.
Let them believe. SCORE 26
Bopped%2C+not+bopped.
Bopped, not bopped. SCORE 26
Reboooot
Reboooot SCORE 27
Bask+in+the+glory%2C+smol+thing.
Bask in the glory, smol thing. SCORE 35
Doesn%26%238217%3Bt+matter+still+had+dinner.
Doesn’t matter still had dinner. SCORE 28
A+power+move.
A power move. SCORE 23
You+really+missed+an+opportunity%26%238230%3B
You really missed an opportunity… SCORE 35
Now+the+monsters+won%26%238217%3Bt+get+you.
Now the monsters won’t get you. SCORE 25
Sir+this+is+a+Wendy%26%238217%3Bs
Sir this is a Wendy’s SCORE 28
I+would+watch+this+reboot+of+Free+Willy.
I would watch this reboot of Free Willy. SCORE 22
Good+luck+out+there.
Good luck out there. SCORE 32
Same%2C+I+guess%26%238230%3B
Same, I guess… SCORE 18
Needless+to+say+I+parked+here
Needless to say I parked here SCORE 18
Common+sense+dictates+otherwise%26%238230%3B
Common sense dictates otherwise… SCORE 27
Opossum%2C+I+chose+you%21
Opossum, I chose you! SCORE 26
But+I+drink+diet%26%238230%3B
But I drink diet… SCORE 19
feed+me.
feed me. SCORE 17
I%26%238217%3Bll+leave+you+till+I+need+you+next.
I’ll leave you till I need you next. SCORE 20
It%26%238217%3Bs+got+a+different+vibe+to+it+all+the+sudden.
It’s got a different vibe to it all the sudden. SCORE 24
A+new+way+to+shake+up+your+emails
A new way to shake up your emails SCORE 25
Sorry%2C+no+more+than+ten+people+in+one+place
Sorry, no more than ten people in one place SCORE 10
Only+aliens+can+save+us+now%2C+probably.
Only aliens can save us now, probably. SCORE 38
Do+better%2C+shed+people.
Do better, shed people. SCORE 26
Here%26%238217%3Bs+what+you+do%26%238217%3B+get+yourself+a+tape+recorder%26%238230%3B
Here’s what you do’ get yourself a tape recorder… SCORE 29
Uno+reverse+card
Uno reverse card SCORE 29
Y%26%238217%3Ball+know+where+the+toilet+is+around+here%3F
Y’all know where the toilet is around here? SCORE 24
%F0%9F%A5%BA
🥺 SCORE 27
With+your+wife%2C+essentially.
With your wife, essentially. SCORE 16
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JFKFC SCORE 142
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Words. SCORE 14
They+could+be+playing+Sirius+and+Remus+instead%26%238230%3B
They could be playing Sirius and Remus instead… SCORE 338
Alternate+names+for+things.
Alternate names for things. SCORE 20
NOM%21
NOM! SCORE 157
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A strong independent dog who don’t need no man SCORE 201
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