How I feel every morning. SCORE 79
Hey, Biscuit. SCORE 239
4:30am and you’re trying to sleep? SCORE 260
Typical cop… SCORE 135
Seals are just dog mermaids. SCORE 250
Yes. SCORE 285
Crap. SCORE 246
You wanna know how I got these scars? SCORE 124
Wink, wink, nudge, nudge. SCORE 178
Imagine. SCORE 366
It’s true. SCORE 163
Therefore I shall not laugh. SCORE 316
Do go on… SCORE 191
Meerkats! SCORE 96
Thoughtful guy rap. SCORE 162
Holy tights Batman! SCORE 249
I’ll get you this time! SCORE 132
Like a boss. SCORE 245
So close! SCORE 189
Pokeface. SCORE 226
LOL. SCORE 231
How Reddit works. SCORE 157
My hobby. SCORE 188
How Kony 2012 ended. SCORE 220
If at first you don’t succeed… SCORE 226
Dog logic. SCORE 211
Oh flowers, you understand me. SCORE 277
How I die. SCORE 254
Barackberry Ojama. SCORE 237
What am I doing with my life? SCORE 344
If it fits, I sits. SCORE 223
Get adopted they said… SCORE 233