History class in one sentence. SCORE 302
Only care about what’s important! SCORE 15
Lasagna. SCORE 9
I don’t like to brag… But… SCORE 18
Mmmmmm… drugs… SCORE 123
Never go full retard! SCORE 236
Uggcitrin. SCORE 82
Mary had a little lamb… SCORE 127
Instagram is down… SCORE 6
They are on the Same Weekend SCORE 137
Look at all this work! SCORE 12
When going for a haircut. SCORE 100
Well, I’m not going out today SCORE 20
Silly pandas… SCORE 153
Words. SCORE 200
Jerk! SCORE 124
The new form of punishment at Hogwarts. SCORE 118
Where babies come from… SCORE 285
Sharing is caring. SCORE 19
Attention seekers. SCORE 119
They called it Sims. SCORE -114
Why Photoshop exists. SCORE 142
Ross, is that you? SCORE 245
Dear God. SCORE 119
Buddies. SCORE 18
I hope you didn’t get anyone a puppy. SCORE 178
Wait a second… SCORE 89
Why did I unfriend you? SCORE 125
Flying. Cause planking is boring. SCORE 169
Expectations ≠ reality. Immediately thought about the Large Hadron Collider SCORE 18
Highlight anything you think seems stupid. SCORE 213
David’s secret weapon. SCORE 98