There may be a spy among us. SCORE 214
I’m too legit to quit SCORE 230
Scumbag alcohol. SCORE 65
Why I hate movie theaters. SCORE 180
You are traffic. SCORE 242
Touché… SCORE 263
Jenga! SCORE 198
A cat’s life. SCORE 0
Oh hot reservoir. SCORE 387
It isn’t. SCORE 183
Betcha Can’t SCORE -2
I need dis. SCORE 203
We’ve all had that moment. SCORE 110
Whale bullies. SCORE 140
Why cats are better than men. SCORE 52
Books I could write. SCORE 107
Tis but a scratch. SCORE 215
Women’s logic. SCORE -73
Dear shaving commercials. SCORE 254
If you watch…. SCORE 186
Harry Potter’s iPhone. SCORE 208
Goldfish problems. SCORE 180
Onion rings. SCORE 158
Sweet, but not quite right. SCORE 1
This is what I feel like now! SCORE 12
Science FTW! SCORE 153
Oh hipsters… SCORE 130
So many puns! SCORE 136
Big cats also like boxes. SCORE 164
Wings SCORE 7
Just perfect. SCORE 21
Attack! SCORE 200
